Argument I heard on the bus
- Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.
Wow… Havent been on tumblr in months…
When you are too shy to talk to your crush and you ask your friends for advice
they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”